What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

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What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

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What's an archaeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

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What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

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What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.