What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

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What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.