What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".