How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Max Jokes More Max Jokes

Why is Max always late?

hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How do you get a Cambodian person to join you?

Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"