What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

Daisy Jokes More Daisy Jokes

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion