Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What tick likes to run?

Politicks

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?

LemonAIDS

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (: