What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill?

A: Because he was dead.

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.