And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?
KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods
Because he was Snowden.
A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it.
Gold digging
Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*
A gf gif gift grift
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...
He gives it a valenshine!
Because he cauterize.
Because he drank it before it was cool.
A piece of gum, you pervert!
Because they shared genes!
sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.