What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why do warriors make bad business men ?

They charge too much !

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle"

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

I Pod Jokes More I Pod Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What did Piotr get for christmas?

Your iPod!

Summer Camp Jokes More Summer Camp Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

Generator Jokes More Generator Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)