It was ground a few minutes ago.
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Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud
So you can get traction in the mud.
the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.
You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.
They all get in the bat-tub.
A dirty double crosser.
They were PRONOUNS dead
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods
A Chernobel Prize.
Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now
Matador
I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense
Macaque
They both got nailed
Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!
the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."
European!