European!
Kindle
You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.
Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.
She laid a sidewalk !
Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second
European
To avoid a hostel takeover.
Pungent
Lost
Because he ate too many crabs!
Because there was a kellogg in the toilet
Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended
Whale huntings legal
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs
because he was smoking quack!
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
A Suhhh Dude
He cuts them short.