Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
They egg them on!
She was worried the egg would get there first.
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
A bird that lays down !
Henopause
Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
A baby in the oven.
Because they can't stop saving their work.
A: It depends on the age.
No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
You cant-elope!
The food!
These are nacho-nachos.
A Super Saying
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
