Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.
One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.
He got too attached to his work.
He took too long to put his boots on !
A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.
A humburger.
The UK National Lottery!
Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window
One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.
