Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

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What is white and inside a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's ghost's hand.

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

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Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

What is Macaulay Culkin's favorite cheese?

Provolone