Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
A Toy-Yoda
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
Because he didn't have the guts!
British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*
You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.
She laid a sidewalk !