Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only ...

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.