Buckle Buckle
Ceramic
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
Paperback
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
A blinkin' light
A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence
Wow you looked shocked.
Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.
Cops
Because its hard to run in squares !
Cause he kept going in circles...
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
I said "A big knife" She laughed and said "You're funny" I said "wise choice"
Because it was a sewer side mission!
WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.
A: There are just too many pastabilities!
Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!