How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

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Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

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How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

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How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

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What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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Who takes the best selfies in LA?

I need someone good to do mine.

Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!