How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

99 Jokes More 99 Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What's the phone number of Clucking Bell?

99 6dip74545cheese

Iranian Jokes More Iranian Jokes

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman