How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

What in the world is this?

The bartender says, "Central Park."

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.

Harvard Jokes More Harvard Jokes

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.