None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.
In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.
Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.
There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.
Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff
To get to the otherside!
A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.
A really good watch.
Anytiiiiiiiiiime
Doesn't follow instructions very well.
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
A four term US senator.
