What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

9 Year Old Jokes More 9 Year Old Jokes

What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)