How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.

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How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

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Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving?

Because she's dead.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

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What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.