What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

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Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

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Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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What goes click-click-click..."Did I get it?

A: Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

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What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.