Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

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What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

Stream Jokes More Stream Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

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Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver" :P

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams