Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

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Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

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What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.