A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes
Paperback
A. The Ultrasound Guy
A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball
A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)
A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
A. Trying to read a stucco wall.
A.) Because red means Stop.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even
A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.
A. The thought had never entered his head before.
A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
A. She kept throwing out all the W's.
Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.
A. Three if you slice them very thinly.
A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a
A. Because he wanted to be a smarty
A. In a river bed
George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.
A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"
A. The remote control slips from his hand.
A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."
A. No Whey Jose
A. A diplo-croak-us.
Hardcover
A. Their criminal record
A. He can't keep the lilies alive.
A. They really raised Cain.
A. Because he held up a pair of pants!
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
A. They Line Down :-)
A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
A. So they can park in handicapped zones.
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.
A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.
A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.
A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
A. In the pages of a romance novel.
A. Telling you his real name.
A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
A. They love OIL
A. They were really put out.
A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
A. Their personalities.
A. Because of their loco motives
A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"
A. Reading the waffle iron
A. At a secondhand store.
A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.
A. So they can find their way back to the house.
A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.
A. From chasing parked ambulances.
A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams
A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...
A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.
A. He uses "windows".
A. So the French can show them how to surrender.
A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.
A. Because they don't have balls to itch.
A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."
A. Nothing yet.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
