How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled...

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

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What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."