Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

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Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

What do you call a group of euphorics?

A fedoration.

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Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

What is the anthem for Scottish Engineers?

A: "All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully

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Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion"

Who wrote "The Open Kimono"?

Seymour Hare.

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Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

What Operating System does a Redditor use?

Fedora Linux!

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Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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What do Marie Curies Notebooks and a defected KGB agent have in common?

They both wont be investigated very closely.

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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Why do liberals travel in threes?

A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."