How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

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What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

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What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

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Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

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How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !