What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse?

A brothel sprout

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"

Slash Jokes More Slash Jokes

What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape

What is Shulk from Xenoblade's favorite thing to type?

Back Slash!