What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

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How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.