What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why don't you ask your sister?

But I don't have a .........oooooh.

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

Mitosis Jokes More Mitosis Jokes

What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis !"

What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses