Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !

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Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

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What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!