When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.