What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

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How do you find a naked man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

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Why don't computers have any brothers?

They are all trans-sisters.

What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue

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How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy?

It depends on how big his plantation is.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.