What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much do dirty deeds cost again?

Malcolm Young

What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry