Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's the difference between an apple and a hormone?

You can't hear an apple

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a doctor who is always available?

An oncallogist.

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.