What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

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What do you get when OP gets erections?

QR

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr