How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.