Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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What do you call someone who worships balls?

Sack-religious.

Why are police officers bad at Billiards?

They hit eight ball first because it was black.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

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Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.