What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

Balloon Animal Jokes More Balloon Animal Jokes

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.