Where is children?

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind?

At least I'm not black.

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

Latvian Jokes More Latvian Jokes

Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Latvian Man Jokes More Latvian Man Jokes

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.