How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

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What is the collective noun for children?

A migraine.

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

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Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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How do pirates sing the ABC's?

abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"