What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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Cause everyone's dying to get in!

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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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Not having to set aside money for your old age.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"