Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

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Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

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Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.