What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!