What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

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A fumble bee !

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How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

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Brush Limbaugh

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I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.