How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

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How many Shia laBeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

TL;DR"

What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)