How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.

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How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist?

A psychiatric tryst.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.